Designation: Joe

Joe is a Grey Alien drone who has been visiting Earth for as far back as he can remember. In the late 1940's he decided to make it his home after he fell in love with Coffee and Donuts. Although unconfirmed, it is believed that Joe is a genetically engineered clone who was matured in an incubation tube. By human standards, Joe is quite short at only 120cm tall. He has large, glassy eyes which allow him to see in very low light conditions. His grey skin is very pliable and is said to feel rubbery to the touch

Height: 120cm, Weight: 25kg, Mission: Currently off-assignment and living on Earth, Special Skills: Can fly (well, float anyway..... at a maximum altitude of 25cm), Telepathy, First Disclosure Comic Appearance: (in)Security

Designation: Kelly

Along with some of his friends, Kelly, often described as a 'Goblin' is best known for a night time appearance in Hopkinsville Kentucky during the 1950's. Although often mistaken by humans as being silver thanks to his choice in spangly figure hugging clothing, his skin is actually a green color. From the Hopkinsville encounter witness testimony, it is believed that this clothing has special shielding properties that protect Kelly from gunfire and other ballistic attack methods. At 90cm tall, Kelly is even shorter than fully matured Greys.

Height: 90cm, Weight: 19kg, Mission: Believed to be a planetary tourist, Special Skills: Good taste in stretchy fabric, First Disclosure Comic Appearance: Night Visitor

Designation: Borg Bride

The Borg Bride was mistakenly mail-ordered by Joe shortly after he arrived on Earth. Not much is known about her (and everyone is too afraid to ask). It is assumed by her appearance that she is an assimilated Grey alien who has been 'enhanced' with an array of implants and attachments. Considered dangerous and largely unapproachable.

Height: 125cm, Weight: Variable depending upon attachments, Mission: Ordered by mistake and brought to Earth by courier, Special Skills: Assimilation of Biological Lifeforms, First Disclosure Comic Appearance: Mail Order

Designation: Fudge

Fudge is Joe's pet Sasquatch. He likes going for walks in secluded woodlands and parks as he's very nervous around people. Much taller and heavier than Joe, its fortunate that he is very well trained. Fudge needs to be regularly groomed to remove twigs, leaves and other debris from his fur. Fudge is naturally a herbivore and eats mostly salad with a light french dressing.

Height: 210cm, Weight: 100kg, Mission: Joe's Pet Sasquatch, Special Skills: Maintains a healthy coat of hypoallergenic fur, First Disclosure Comic Appearance: Morning Walk

Designation: Naughty Joe

Not much is known about this new arrival to Earth except that he looks like an exact duplicate of Joe. However, there are some distinguishing features that makes him identifiable... His skin carries a slightly green pigment, he has a triangular "birthmark" on his right tricep and he appears to attract birds

Height: 120cm (estimate), Weight: 25kg (estimate), Mission: Unknown, Special Skills: Unknown, First Disclosure Comic Appearance: Broken Mirror