Joe is a Grey Alien drone who has been visiting Earth for as far back as he can remember. In the late 1940's he decided to make it his home after he fell in love with Coffee and Donuts. Although unconfirmed, it is believed that Joe is a genetically engineered clone who was matured in an incubation tube. By human standards, Joe is quite short at only 120cm tall. He has large, glassy eyes which allow him to see in very low light conditions. His grey skin is very pliable and is said to feel rubbery to the touch.

Height: 120cm, Weight: 25kg, Mission: Currently off-assignment and living on Earth, Special Skills: Can fly (well, float anyway..... at a maximum altitude of 25cm), Telepathy, First Disclosure Comic Appearance: (in)Security

Along with some of his friends, Kelly, often described as a 'Goblin' is best known for a night time appearance in Hopkinsville Kentucky during the 1950's. Although often mistaken by humans as being silver thanks to his choice in spangly figure hugging clothing, his skin is actually a green color. From the Hopkinsville encounter witness testimony, it is believed that this clothing has special shielding properties that protect Kelly from gunfire and other ballistic attack methods. At 90cm tall, Kelly is even shorter than fully matured Greys.

Height: 90cm, Weight: 19kg, Mission: Believed to be a planetary tourist, Special Skills: Good taste in stretchy fabric, First Disclosure Comic Appearance: Night Visitor

The Borg Bride was mistakenly mail-ordered by Joe shortly after he arrived on Earth. Not much is known about her (and everyone is too afraid to ask). It is assumed by her appearance that she is an assimilated Grey alien who has been 'enhanced' with an array of implants and attachments. Considered dangerous and largely unapproachable.

Height: 125cm, Weight: Variable depending upon attachments, Mission: Ordered by mistake and brought to Earth by courier, Special Skills: Assimilation of Biological Lifeforms, First Disclosure Comic Appearance: Mail Order

Despite being based on the Grey homeworld, The King takes a special interest in Joe's progress on Earth and maintains frequent contact when planetary alignment allows. As all Greys look very much identical to each other, the only way of telling them apart visually is by the clothing that they wear or special equipment they carry, in the case of The King, his identity is established by the wearing of a golden crown. Although no different physically to other Greys, the king manages to maintain an aura of regality.

Height: 120cm Weight: 26kg (with crown), Mission: Ruler of the Grey homeworld, Special Skills: Extraordinary Leadership, First Disclosure Comic Appearance: Hybridization 

Since the emergence of the Exopolitical movement on Earth, an ambassador has been assigned to oversee Human-Grey negotiations. Although well intentioned, the Ambassador's methods can sometimes backfire. The Ambassador is easy to identify thanks to the golden sash that he proudly wears. He believes that the way to the hearts of other species is through the giving of baked goods as gifts.

Height: 120cm, Weight: 25kg, Mission: Ambassador to Earth assigned to negotiate with Earth's Exopolitical movement, Special Skills: Intense Negotiation, First Disclosure Comic Appearance: Transporter Beta

Fudge is Joe's pet Sasquatch. He likes going for walks in secluded woodlands and parks as he's frightened of people. Much taller and heavier than Joe, its fortunate that he is very well trained. Fudge is Joe's second pet. His first was a giant Flesh Eating Alien Mantis. 

Height: 210cm, Weight: 100kg, Mission: Joe's Pet Sasquatch, Special Skills: Maintains a healthy coat of hypoallergenic fur, First Disclosure Comic Appearance: Morning Walk